for the first time in recorded history

My sister has a friend who’s a little, shall we say, obsessed, with clothing, shoes, and the like.

Girlfriend dresses nicely.

She’s one of those people who can pull cheapy clothes together with nicer brands and just make the outfit work.

Well, her friend is moving to NYC (I forget why, but then again, why not?) and she needed to get rid of a boat-load of crap before she did so. Most of this boat-load of crap included clothing and shoes.

So she passed some stuff on to my little sister.

Now, depending on the outfit, this girl is 1 or 2 sizes bigger than my sister. But my sister took some stuff anyway.

She was trying it on earlier, and everything was too big. It wasn’t as if she could get away with it either, which was a bummer for her, but great for me. Because depending on the outfit, I too, am 1 or 2 sizes bigger than my sister.

So, I ended up with all of it. (except for a couple of sweatshirts, because who cares how big they are?)

As she was trying on the last item of clothing, and realized that it too, was too big, she looked at her reflection in the mirror and said:

“Man! I wish I was fat.”

And those of us who can actually fit into the clothes (me) are suddenly thinking that they should Shred a little more intensely.


2 Responses to “for the first time in recorded history”

  1. 1 lifelemons July 27, 2009 at 8:44 pm

    I’ll be sure to remind her of that one day if ever I hear her say she is fat! ;-)

  2. 2 Em July 28, 2009 at 5:11 pm

    LOL… you guys are crazy!

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