1. Hearing more nonsense about “The King of Pop”. Why are we sad that a whacked out pedophile is no longer around to do his whacked out pedophile thing?
2. My new favorite house of the week being stolen out from underneath of me by another buyer.
3. Peeling skin. Y’all know how much I like to peel sunburned skin, but I’m realizing that I’m not as dark after I peel it.
4. Work on sunny days. Who wouldn’t rather spend the day on the beach under an umbrella?