I went and saw Pirates last night.
I am unimpressed.
I’m not sure if our terrible seats had anything to do with it, but it was very difficult to follow along with and the ending sucked. No, S.U.C.K.E.D. (our seats didn’t have anything to do with that, it was just the writers) Put it into perspective for you? I won’t ruin it for you, but I will say that I just didn’t enjoy it at all. Cpt. Jack wasn’t all that entertaining and they had more of that Jamaican lady in there who is ridiculously hard to understand. They needed subtitles for her in my opinion.
I know you’ll all go see it anyway, as what I have to say has no bearing on any of your decision-making. That’s why I wrote this. But please do me this one favor; don’t go there with any expectations, at least that way, you will walk in there neutral and won’t feel as badly as I did when you walk out.