Husband: Did you save your old social security information?
Me: Huh?
Husband: You know, like your old social security number, did you save all of that after you changed your name?
Me: Honey, your social security number never changes.
Husband: Oh, right.
sunny side of life 
I can not believe this came from his mouth! Surely you must be lying!
surely I am NOT. I couldn’t believe my OWN ears!
Totally something I would say. I have a habit of saying dumb things without thinking.
HAHAHAHA!