“I think your eyebrows look great!” she said
It took me a second to figure out what she was talking about, but then it hit me like a punch thrown from Rocky Balboa in one of those horrible movies he made; she’s reading my blog!
“Oh! Thanks!” I replied. Cue massive blushing, nervous nail biting (thank God I had them done!) and the desire to erase everything embarrassing I’ve ever written about myself.
It’s not like I have this illusion that no one reads my blog. In fact, I’m sure that my largest audience is comprised of people I actually know. But for some reason, it’s different when you didn’t necessarily advertise your blog to them. Not that I don’t appreciate extra readers, it just makes me nervous. Like I now have this awful case of performance anxiety.
Then, on Sunday:
“It took me about 2 sentences to realize that it was your blog I was reading. I just knew it was you!”
I’m sure they’re linking to me from over at RAV’s blog (he’s like super-popular and all) which I half-expected, but now, it’s like I have to be on my best behavior or something.
Not to worry though, I’m sure I can be just as entertaining if I sugar-coat my experiences.
I’m just kidding by the way, what you see is what you get.