Driving home tonight from cardio class with my partner, Moo.
Me: …..so then, if either of your parents need an admin, they can just hire me and we’ll all be happy!
Moo: yeah, I’ll tell them
Moo: you know, you could just get a job with Big Monster Company…..oh, wait!
Me: um, that wouldn’t really work as they’re the ones who are severing me……