if women were NFL referees

Accidental hair pulling a la Troy Polamalu (isn’t he a hottie?!) – 20 yard penalty

Pretty uniform colors – automatic 3 point advantage

Shirt not tucked in – 10 yard penalty

Spiking the ball on the field paint and messing it up – 15 yard penalty

Cold weather – game cancelled 

Tackling by the shirt – 10 yard penalty

Not saying “Hi Mom!” after scoring a touchdown – eviction from the game

Rainy day – our hair we’ll get messed up; we’ll call the game from the booth 

Use of profanity – sit out for a quarter

Fighting – complete removal from the NFL

*On a side note, the Eagles lost and I am SO excited about it! They are probably one of the most over-rated media-darling teams in the NFL and its nice to see them lose to a “nothing” team like the Saints. I will probably receive numerous death threats now as I live in the Philly area and am “supposed” to be an Eagles fan. Oh well. You’d think Philly fans would have it figured out by now, Philly teams will always let you down. Even Smarty Jones couldn’t break the curse.

3 Responses to “if women were NFL referees”

  1. 1 girlymama January 16, 2007 at 1:41 pm

    i really, really honestly do not give two hoots about football. never have. so i think that EVERY team is over-rated and hyped up by the media.
    but i’m probably biased ;-)

  2. 2 RAV January 17, 2007 at 10:12 am

    Ummm, We Saints fans thank you for the “nothing team” comment.

  3. 3 fancythis January 17, 2007 at 10:18 am

    I was saying “nothing” team, because that’s how the media tries to portray every other team that they don’t favor, thank you very much. I was rooting for the Saints the whole time! so there.

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