um, so someone found my blog by googling:
“5 and 6 year olds that are naked”
???
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Whoever the meany is that googled:
“little boobs with tan lines”
twice, to bring you to my blog is not welcome back.
Thank you.
And now back to our regularly scheduled programming.
Someone found me today by googling:
“sister-in-law tattoo”
While she doesn’t have one at the moment because she chickened out in the shop (her words, not mine) I can say that I’ll try my darndest to have her inked before the summer is out!
he.he.he.
Someone found me today by googling:
“frugal fun charlotte, nc”
Do frugal and fun even belong in the same sentence? If they do, I’ve never experienced such a thing. Plus, when we go to Charlotte, it’s because we’ve NOT been frugal, DUH!
because, why not?
Published May 17, 2007 how you found me , really? , you've gotta see this! 2 Comments* Interesting things are bringing you here. Among the most recent:
-”I love being raped”
-feminize your butt
-things for men to do on may 26,2007
-sunny side risk pregnancy
-sexy sister in law
* Jaslene won America’s Next Top Model! I actually thought she was the strongest out of all of the girls, although I did favor Natasha more toward the end. Jaslene was consistant in her photos, and, I thought, very versatile. Congrats Jaslene!
* You would have thought that English was my second language yesterday. Why is that you ask? Well, out of my mouth came such fabulous phrases as:
-Splenda splackets; I intended to say Splenda packets, but you see how well that turned out.
-Pink worm; I meant to say pink eye, but somehow ring worm popped up at the same time and produced this gem.
Oh ya’ll, I’m so sorry. I spread my allergies around via the internets and now you’re ALL trying to find a solution to this problem. I know because the searches that bring you here indicate that we’re all in this together. I don’t know how to fix it though, so I just laugh at you.
“clogged+ears+facial+itching”
“benedryl and class and pregnancy”
“giving me something” (I’ll assume that’s health related)
“HOW LONG FOR BENEDRYL TO KICK IN” (it was with that intensity too, caps and all!)
And really you all should stop trying to feminize your husbands. It’s getting old.
Also.
For the lady who googled “i’m the other woman” shame. on. you.
Lately a lot of people have been finding me by way of googling:
”Feminize my husband”
and other various forms of that phrase.
The funniest yet has been:
“benedryl pregnancy class”
which made me laugh milk-out-of-nose style. Especially because the pregnancy rumors have started again at youth group (that’s another post entirely) and also because of my “hives” situation.
Oh, the joy!
You guys, I tell ya, some of the things you’re searcing that bring you to me would make Anna Nicole blush. In the grave.
“affair with brother-in-law”
“Jessica Alba topless”
“alba naked fake”
“jessica Alba breast”
“I want to feminize my husband”
“husband wants to feminize his breasts” (why, oh why?!)
“kung fu honeys”
Give it a rest already.
Recently, I’ve enjoyed reading what you search to find me. In the last couple of days, I’ve seen such gems as:
“Jessica Alba nude”
“nude beach breast”
“Jessica Alba naked”
“blunts giving shotguns”
“transvestite tan-lines”
“marijuana leaves myspace background”
“sex jessica”
“hooker”
There are so many questions. For instance, does the internets really think I’m a hooker? Why would you want to see a transvestite’s tan-lines? Is a nude beach breast different than a regular one?
Let me know, I’m just dying to find out!
Moreover, how would searching:
“how to feminize my husband”
bring you to me?
