it’s a good thing he’s pretty

Dad: (preparing the grill for some good summer food) “Hey Jake, run inside and grab the ‘dogs and a plate for me, will ya?”

Jake: “Sure, Dad”

Jacob returned minutes later and hooked up our Miniature Schnauzer and our Doberman Pinscher on their leashes outside.

Dad: “Jake, where are the hot dogs?”

Jake: “……….”