lose 4 pounds in 1 day!

You’re skeptical, right?

I’ll admit, I was too. Very much so actually. I mean, when you talk to any valid nutritionist, they’ll tell you that you can’t really lose more than TWO pounds in one WEEK, much less 4 in one day.

But I’m here to tell you that it can actually happen.

IT HAPPENED FOR ME!

How you ask? Well, I’ll tell you. This is kind of a long, drawn out process, but it’s worth it for the results I tell you. Heck, I’ll probably keep doing it until I get down to my goal weight!

Ok, so here’s what I did.

For lunch on Wednesday, I had half of a Buffalo Chicken Wrap. It had blue cheese dressing on it, the chicken wasn’t grilled, it was breaded and fried.

Now you’re really skeptical, aren’t you?

So there must have been something bad in that wrap, because from about 9:00 that evening through to 3:30 the next morning, I spent some serious quality time with just about every toilet in my house. (and someone else’s toilet, because it started at a friend’s house, nice right?)

Short of totally grossing you out, I will say that I didn’t know that I had that much…um…..fluids/solids in me at any point throughout the day.

Anyway, I got on the scale the next morning and sure enough, I lost 4 pounds. In. One. Day.

Maybe bulemics have the right idea, no?

11 Responses to “lose 4 pounds in 1 day!”


  1. 1 Juanita's Mom April 18, 2008 at 12:41 pm

    I had this a few weeks ago and also lost 4 lbs in one day – I NEVER want to experience that again. EVER!

  2. 2 DDTM April 18, 2008 at 2:14 pm

    It works even better if you can get the sluices going at both ends.

  3. 3 girlymama April 19, 2008 at 3:41 pm

    Ugh. That sucks. Way to go on the 4 pounds though!

  4. 4 lifelemons April 19, 2008 at 6:03 pm

    That was lovely blog fodder…glad it is out of your system.

  5. 5 lakdvdvn May 13, 2008 at 10:28 pm

    okay people you have to pay for this try finding something that doesn’t coast you moneyy

  6. 7 abby April 13, 2009 at 7:55 pm

    i rg’hSKGfdg

  7. 8 abby April 13, 2009 at 7:57 pm

    ok i tried not work at all o gain !( pounds i had a big mac 6 large fries just joking

  8. 9 nicole June 30, 2009 at 2:58 pm

    those 4 pounds is not fat its all poo. and the next day you will weight the same and you not gonna look different because there is no fat burning its just poo.

  9. 10 jhoana August 10, 2009 at 10:28 am

    hahah i ate one of those yesterday and dat same thing happend but yeahh wiegh yourself later on in the day and youll wiegh the same you did the day before


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