Yesterday, I decided that I needed to re-feminize myself. I used to have my nails done, my eyebrows waxed, and in the summertime, get a pedicure, every two weeks. After the wedding, I just didn’t have the initiative to do all of that. It’s slightly on the high-maintenance side, you know?
But considering the sadness that swallowed my day whole yesterday, (embrace the dramatics for my sake, k?) I figured I’d give it a go again.
As soon as I arrived, the owner made a fuss about how much she had missed me, asked how my mom was doing, and so on. Another lady, one who had “worked” on me before, sat me down in the waxing chair and immediately set to work on my eyebrows. I just wanted them cleaned up a little. I like to keep them on the thicker side, with a nice, subtle, arch. I was, however, on the verge of a uni-brow, not to mention my eyebrows are naturally very thick, so this girl was thrilled to take some wax to my caterpillars.
After some very mild pain and a quick, but not so good glance in the mirror, my eyebrows were done and she sent me off to have my nails done by my favorite guy.
Finally, an hour and a half after walking in, I was leaving to go home.
Once home, I greeted the husband and made my way to the nearest mirror to get a better look at my brows.
“Oh NO!” I yelled
“What, what’s the matter?” asked Hubs
“My eyebrows, they’re so thin, they’re like hooker eyebrows.”
“Hooker eyebrows? What are they? Well, I think they look really good.” husband replied
“You would think hooker eyebrows look good.”
“They’re not hooker eyebrows babe, they look nice, you needed that.”
“Yeah, well.”
At least now I have a new job prospect if nothing else works out by the end of the month.
Wanna see:
Oh my. I’d need to see a before and after, but they are on the thin side. They look nice, though.
OH MY GOSH!!!
I just got my brows waxed and they are toooooo thin as well!!! We can have hooker eyebrows together.
;-)
they still look good. You should show us your nails and toes too, a la dcrmom!
You are ridiculous! They are not “Hooker Eyebrows” but they are thinner than normal.
It must be exhausting to always be on the verge of a nervous breakdown.
Nothing to worry about love. Pluck away!
Lola x
look! I thought I’d give commenting a try, since you said I could even without my own blog. I love your new eyebrows :)
They are not too bad. I have seen worse. They probably did that so when you use brow makeup they look really good and a bit fuller. If they left them thicker, brow makeup would make them look WAY too thick. Next time you go to get them waxed, you might want to mention you don’t use brow makeup and stay natural, so you would like to keep your brows on the fuller side. :-) Good luck!